Oompa Loompa doompadee dooI've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a "Mist On" Tan?
A splotchy orange glow like an Oompa Loompa man!
Why don't I try just sitting in the sun?
'Cause I look like a lobster by the time I'm done!
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It's a sad white & delightsome road for me!
(I'd take a picture to show proof but I don't want this documented.)
6 comments:
you went and got a spray on tan? king girls arent meant to be tan, dont you know that? were meant to sit in the shade and complain about how we cant catch a break!
Oh my gosh, you silly girl. What were you thinking? Can't wait to see the orange glow! ;)
NAsty!!! Please please post! I need a good laugh!
Im with Mand...Please pretty please take a picture! :) Did you do it yourself or have a "professional"?
Every time JaNeanne sees me she comments on my lack of tan for an Arizona girl. Me and Jack are just supposed to look like vitamin D milk :)
It's half way washed off due to extra loofa-ing. I went to a tanning salon and had it done. And I'll tell you what, they do not warn you how cold the spray and the jets are!
Have I ever told you that I am terrified of the oompa loompa people? I used to hide behind the couch anytime they came on the screen. I still can't watch the original to this day.
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